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The Thrill of Victory...and The Agony

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  1. Driwetapisnezz
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    sooo...I'm not even sure how to take a shot at that...I just can't stop laughing, good times
    Sorry - I didn't spell check that one before it went out.

    After all the farting-theme thread content I've really been trying to help keep it clean so I don't get banned like Tripe D (JK Mikey)

  2. MorkKW
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    Okay, everyone....didn't really want to have to do this, but.........

    If you're riding the SILVER,
    It's always ahead;
    Far behind is the BLACK
    Right next to the RED;
    But if BLUE is your choice,
    It's noticeably quite fast
    Not nearly like the SILVER
    Which no one can get past.

    The end.

    Thank you. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

    Morg

  3. ttt153
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    Sorry, but I'm color blind when it comes to stuff like this. I don't discriminate the type of motorcycle, even less its color (I especially don't discriminate food and women). Although I've heard the blue 1300s ARE the fasted of them all.

    btw Morg... I thought your posts were in blue letters because you were partial to blue.

  4. MorkKW
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    re: btw Morg... I thought your posts were in blue letters because you were partial to blue.

    Kinda...sorta. I only bought the SILVER 1300 once I learned of its superiority.

    New thought...and yeppers, am still keeping my bike, but has anyone seen that new Kawi Voyager 1700? What an awesome bike it appears to be!!! And, it comes in a super-duper brilliant BLUE color, too!

    Morg

  5. SdeweinFL
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    Yeah, I only bought mine because Morg PROMISED that the Liquid Silver model was specially designed by NASA and has all the top-secret go-fast mods that the other bikes lack..

    Liquid Silver, some call gray
    Leads the rest, every day

    If your bike is red
    You're almost dead

    But if its Blue
    It runs like pooh

    And if its Black
    your stuck in the back

    And before anyone takes this doggeral seriously, I AM JUST KIDDING!

  6. SdeweinFL
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    Sorry - I didn't spell check that one before it went out.After all the farting-theme thread content I've really been trying to help keep it clean so I don't get banned like Tripe D (JK Mikey)
    Yeah, I was a little reluctant to jump in...... but then, with my normal lack of judgement, I figured, why not?

  7. JuzdSdewe
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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    red, silver, and blue bikes are ok,
    BUT BLACKS ARE THE FASTEST........

    (I tried)..........

    There once was this bike from Nantucket?

  8. Driwetapisnezz
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    As in:

    Little Boy Blue...

    So what ... he needed the money!

    Hickory dickory dock... You guys get it

    credit to A.D. Clay

    Sincerely,

    Clark W. Griswold

  9. Lucgj574
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    ...I only bought the SILVER 1300 once I learned of its superiority.Morg
    Gotta jump in here and agree with Morg the Wise. In addition, let me quote a review of our bike from Motorcycle Cruiser Magazine:

    "...Yamaha's new V-Star 1300 will be offered in black, blue, red, and an eye-catching two-tone silver. In our tests, the silver model outperformed the other colors in all respects - acceleration, braking, and handling. We pressed Yamaha for an explanation for this and a spokesman admitted that Yamaha tests each 1300 and paints the best bikes silver."

    So there you go.

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